Teachers, as members of the largest union in the country - you must have been excited to hear that I will may be speaking to your classrooms on September 8.
Due to criticism from racists conservative talk radio, millions of typical white a small number of people have expressed concerns that I will be using this speech as an opportunity to promote my health care plan. While that is true, I will be removing some of the more socialistic progressive talking points from my speech in light of the recent racism criticisms.
Some of you may also come to find that your schools won't be allowing me to address your students during the school day. While I'm disappointed that I'll have modify my message, and that many student won't be seeing it all, I encourage you to make this day a teachable moment and spread the virtues of socialism education to the children of our great nation.
Hopefully yours,
P.S. ... I've requested that Rahm Emmanuel and Van Jones my Education Czar and his staff develop a list of ideas for lesson plans and activities for this historic day in American education. The following suggestions are offered with the goal of indoctrinating inspiring out children with the message of Hope and Change:
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Lesson Plan ideas and activities for September 8.
Talk about the threat of the H1N1 virus and how many of them are going to die. Remind students that if we had socialized medicine - this wouldn't be a problem.
Inform the kids, that for those whose parents make more that $60,000, the price for milk goes up by 25 cents. Explain that is an exercise in patriotism that allows the other kids to get their milk for free.
Hold an election for class president. Let the kids getting free milk vote twice. Seek out a local ACORN activist to serve as election judge. Emphasize to students how important ACORN is to having a fair and accurate voting process.
Answer questions from white students, only after the question of all others have been answered. This is an excellent way to illustrate AAA (affirmative action in answering) in the classroom.
Invite a transgender person to speak to students about the diversity of lifestyle choices.
Show the students pictures of polar bears and penguins. Have the students create names for them. Then discuss how they will all soon drown because of global warming.
Discuss the current hurricane season, explain how hurricanes are named and that they too are caused by global warming.
Ask student to share examples of where police have acted stupidly.
Pass out condoms, while explaining how much they detract from the experience. Inform students that because of President Obama's federal funding for abortion, they won't be punished with a baby. Explain that with free abortions - along with free health care that will eliminate STD's - condoms will no longer be necessary.
Talk about why religion isn't taught in public schools. Be sure to mention that all religion isn't bad: Compare and contrast the crazy conservative talk of Christianity and the greed in Judaism, with peaceful and tolerant religions like Islam.
Have an art contest to see who can create the best Obama logo.
Allow kids with same-sex parents to invite both moms or both dads to be part of show and tell.
Math lesson: A 9.7% unemployment rate, means 90.3% are not on employment!
Have the students create a "Michele Obama Garden" in the school yard.
During recess, show the students an episode of ABC TV's "The View." Pass out donuts while mentioning that Obama invented them. That's why they taste so good and are shaped like an 'O'.
Discuss with student previous Presidents of the United States. Students should learn that while President Obama is the greatest, Kennedy, Carter, and Clinton were good too.
Explain to students why it is so important for President Obama to apologize to the world. While this is in large part due to the actions of George W. Bush, America has been held in global disregard ever since we forced the Japanese into attacking Pearl Harbor.
Split the class into two team for a debate. One side should argue why a public option is needed for health care, the other side will argue for universal health care.
Have the students share what they feel is important about the United States Constitution. Be sure to talk about the Bill of Rights: Welfare rights, health care rights, abortion rights, and affirmative action - as well as rights that allow people to break certain laws as long as they do it within the context of a liberal protest.
Discuss President Obama's excellent choice in Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor, and how she will work to protect the Constitution by changing it.
Computer assignment: Ask the students to go to factcheck.org and find the picture of a copy of President Obama's birth certificate. Then have the students go to the page at whitehouse.gov where they can report conservatives for domestic terrorism.
Divide students up into groups of 6-8. Have them brainstorm ideas for raising money on behalf of Organizing for America. Use as many of these ideas as possible during the school year.
Have the student take turns reading aloud from "Dreams of My Father"
Music Class: Work with students to write a song that praises President Obama, or use the following song written during his campaign from last year.
Great post. I'm sure all of the suggestions will be considered and used throughout the school year.
ReplyDeleteSchool starts in Minnesota on Tuesday. I've emailed the school board, Supt., principals, and teachers, that my kids will not be in school unless ...
ReplyDeleteI've guaranteed my kids won't be viewing this partisan event, or that, I've been allowed to prescreen the message.
You know, someday an official White House document will turn up that pretty much says the same thing.
ReplyDeleteJohn Hanson (1715-1783) was the first president (1780-1783) of the United States under the Confederation before the Oligarchs took power with the Constitution which allowed Bush to be president and the ownership of guns. Hanson was an Oldenburg Moor, a black nobleman, and like Elijah-Moses-Enoch-Baptist-Mahdi-Elvis, went to space on a fiery alien ship and never died. Hanson has returned as Obama to end the evil Oligarchy! This is why they could never find Obama's birth certificate! Danny Lazare is right to want to change this NRA chad Oligarch Constitution which allows the angry white talk radio males to object to Obama's berth certificate! We must impeach Scalia to disable the southern oligarchs of Calhoun, Corker, & Shelby and their demented Constitution. They have this evil bill of rights with rights for hate speech, guns, lobbyist blogging, campaign bribery, states, property, bonuses, and other oligarchic thievery that needs to end! Such euphemism, like when they call you boy as if they ever intend to call you man when you "grow"! This is why we must oppose oligarch-serving superstition by supporting one-state solutions in India-Packistain, Palestain-Isreal, Turkey-Grease, Creatia-Servia, Armeania-Asbyjean and Zahir-Condo. Then we can abolish greed and superstition across the globe with free psychiatric healthcare. We need to do domestically like we did in Servia, to teach these oligarchs they have no rights to be superstitious racists
ReplyDeleteVern, for now anyway, I'm going to let your comments go undeleted. I did a quick Google search and found that you've made that exact same comments on dozens of blogs in recent
ReplyDeleteweeks. You've learned how to copy and paste! Now, you can work on checking your facts.
John Hanson was white, not black. His grandfather was an indentured servant of English heritage - not a slave. Like most European immigrants from that era, he worked off his boat ticket after he came to America.
Vernon Malcom, I think I'll call you boy. You're too stupid to be a man.
ReplyDeleteBats, what you've present is fairly close to the truth. I'm getting really close to putting my kids in private school. Public schools like to go after the young ones with their liberal ideologies. Kids come home after school repeating all kinds of crap praising Obama, MLK, going green, etc. The teachers are passionate enough to make that stick, while they ignore the 3 Rs.
Not only to I have to spend time tutoring my kids in the basics, I've got to deprogram them from the liberal spin. I like working with my kids, but I'd rather not do what the teachers don't do, or undo what the teachers have done.
Great blog, SUPERB POSTING!!
ReplyDeleteVern needs to flush out his head gear.
Except for the crazy troll sullying up your brilliant post, Bats, I agree with all the comments too.
ReplyDeleteYou wre inspired when you wrote this...But I got to thinking like Dr. Dave, this is going to be true, heck it actually is already, more or less.
Wonderful way with words. If I had children, they would be staying home.
Great Posting!! Obama's plan is still to indoctrinate the kids into his army of brownshirts. All of Obama's suggestions need to be flushed down the toilet because there a load of crap.
ReplyDeleteBill Ayers loves the lesson plan!
ReplyDeleteBill Ayers would love to show the kids how to make a nail bomb and put it under a cop car.
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